I have only just dipped my little toe back into the dating waters this week.

It was cold and scary and made me want to get back into my bed with my book. A book is always there in your bed, right where you left it the night before. You don't have to wait for it to call. It doesn't snore.

On the other hand, it isn't tall and blonde with a nice bod, broad shoulders, a good job and a sexy-a*s smile either.

If only.