Oh, did I mention, besides feeling slightly sorry for myself this weekend, I also did this?

• Went on a date with a charming hipster a la High Fidelity
  
  
• Responded to badly-spelled-mail from my 19-year old admirer
  
  
• Went on two bike rides (one with a beautiful boy)
  
  
• Went out to a two-hour dinner with three other boys
  
  
• Went to a party with aforementioned three boys
  
  
• Cooked a gourmet dinner for my best friend
  
  
• Saw "Under the Tuscan Sun" (I know, I know)
  
  
• Paid two social visits to two happy families in two lovely Seattle homes
  
  
• Spent several hours working on my soon-to-be-bestselling kiss-and-tell memoir
  
  

Not too shabby for a weekend, if I do say so myself.