For someone who has had continual dates for the last four months; who has had a boy to kiss on every occasion; whose life has been a nonstop whirl of sparkly dresses and designer cocktails; who has a great job; a fabulous apartment; perfect health; tons of friends; who is medicated to the gills; and who is (temporarily) a size 4 due to generous sizing on Banana Republic's part; I feel awfully alone and sorry for myself today. Boo hoo hoo.