So, the bullet points:
- I just "happened" to leave my card on Melancholy Hipster Boy’s kitchen table.
- MHB just "happened" to call.
- I have been thinking nonstop about MHB ever since I met him.
- This is not necessarily a good thing. Means I will overlook mental illness, sociopathic tendencies, and host of other BRIGHT RED flags for the sake of lightning, thunderbolts etc
- MHB and I are going out tonight.
- Meanwhile, I smooched Friendster Boy.
- Friendster Boy is a catch. Smart, funny, laid back, sporty, outdoorsy, together, attractive. And FB likes BB.
- Then why isn’t BB crushed out on FB? Because it would be too sensible that’s why.
- But she is going to give it a chance. BB is not going to let her inner 5-year old run the show this time
- BB has told FB she wants to take things “slow” and that she is dating others
- Meanwhile, everyone and their mother is trying to set BB up with their friends
- Oh, and there’s the French guy I picked up in the Bldg 44 cafeteria.
- Have I missed anything? Probably.
- Oh yeah. The Backcountry Ski God appears to not care about my existence. Hmmph.
Now what should I wear tonight?
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