My Christmas Vacation – Vital Stats

• Presents received: 12
  
  
• Hours my train was late getting back to Seattle: 7
  
  
• Alcoholic beverages consumed: Lost track
  
  
• Illegal substances ingested: Who, me?
  
  
• Boys kissed: 3
  
  
• Golden retrievers kissed: 1
  
  
• Hours of sleep in last four days: 1
  
  
• Fresh vegetables consumed: 0
  
  
• Wedding fantasies: 1
  
  
• Square feet in my apartment not strewn with clothes, books, presents, luggage, beer bottles: 0