Darlings, you can stop your begging now because I am never going to tell you who the Celebrity is. I have probably revealed too much already! Though I can tell you no, he is not a rock star and no, he is not married. At least, I don't think he's married.

*I* am the rock star here, let's remember that. In fact, my band will be making our debut next weekend with moi on the keyboards. We're performing at a wedding however, so you won't be able to come see me play. It also means I won't be able to wear a really rock-star-like-outfit, which is really the whole point of playing in a band, but I'm sure I'll be able to dig up something sexy.

Gotta run.

xo