I would be remiss if I did not tell you; I am still holding the you-know-what card.



I've never held it for this long.



He asks for it a little more each time, and you know what? Soon he's going to be begging!



And when he does, when he's so overcome with desire that he gets on his knees and says "What will it take? What do I need to do to? Tell me! PLEASE!!"



I'll say, "Honey, it's simple. We're talking 20 karats, a mere $6000, and the rest of your life."



Or maybe I'll just say, "OK, buddy boy, I'll have s*x with you once you're willing to make a plan with me more than five minutes in advance."



Whatever I ask him, it's going to be a very small price to pay for what he gets.