The Not Quite Right Report for Monday, January 5

• No e-mail from cute boys
  
  
• Set my alarm for 7:30 but didn’t wake up until 9:30
  
  
• Didn’t get to write this morning
  
  
• Got to work at 11
  
  
• Recurrence of annoying “female trouble”
  
  
• Did I mention no e-mail from cute boys?
  
  

On the other hand,

• Did not gain weight over the holidays. How such a thing is possible I do not know unless possibly I have a horrible disease and am wasting away.
  
  
• I may yet get to play rock n’ roll before I die
  
  
• Have been at work seven whole hours (and actually worked at least two of those hours)
  
  
• Have eaten vegetables today