Yeah, yeah, you all knew I wouldn't be able to wait. I e-mailed him last night.



Have I heard back yet? Of course not! Not that I'm cranky, about it, no. I'm not cranky at all. Even if I didn't get enough sleep last night, the book I'm writing sucks, I'm having a bad hair day, I snapped at my manager, and I have to go get a freaking p*p smear.



Why in the world would you think I'm cranky?